MAGGIE: Bud, it?s time for you to wake up and smell the music,
we obviously have ourselves a predicament.
BUD: alright, I admit it
bossy?s thin as a fishing pole
NED: betsy?s flat as a flounder
ROY: little bonnie god rest her sole was barely one quarter pounder
BUD: I checked my bovine manual and I find no definition
BUD & NED: even this revised edition, does not mention malnutrition
ROY: Gussie died of a hacking cough
clara died in the feeding truck
ALL: why would the lord wanna carry them off, dang
we?ve got another dead cow
and the rent is overdue
BUD: we?re facing poverty
ALL but ROY: got another dead cow
and we?re up to twenty-two
ROY: better make that twenty-three
ALL: sweet jesus now I?m petrified
NED: They'regonna repossess my double-wide
ALL: got another dead cow and I?m thinking of blaming y-
MAGGIE: you aughta be watchin that kinda talk
lets not go there
lets guide this train of thought back toward the depot
we?ve gotta figure out whats wrong with these cows
ALL: somethings making 'em cough and weeze
slowly drivin them to their knees
BUD: it?s gotta be some contagious disease
ALL: a plague
we?ve got another dead cow
and we don?t know why they die
MAGGIE: we?ve got to find the link
ALL: got another dead cow
and appocolpyse draws nie
BUD: you went to college think
ALL: well somethings bound to raise a flag
LORRAINE: like that little bat boy they found in the bag
ALL: got another dead c
got another dea
got ano
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got another dead cow
and I?m telling you now
I?m making a bow
by the sweat of my brow
gonna figger out who
and what and how and why
ROY: maybe he?s this rotten plague
ALL: why
BUD: think dr. parker will put it down
ALL: why
LORRAINE: dr parker is a good man
ALL: why
LORRAINE: he?ll just kill it
ALL: why