Porcupine Pie Porcupine Pie
Porcupine Pie Vanilla Soup
a double scoop please
No maybe I won't
maybe I won't maybe I'll have
The tutti fruit
with fruity blue cheese
Ah but Porcupine Pie
Porcupine Pie Porcupine Pie
Don't let it get on your jeans
And though it sounds
a little strange
Well you gotta eat it with gloves
Or your hands will turn green
Ah but porcupine pie
porcupine pie porcupine pie
weaves its way
through my dreams
And I do believe
I'm gonna try some
Leave enough room for dessert
chicken ripple ice cream