Out of England, I dream of its creamery
When I'm there I dwell on Saxony.
In Turkey when I've been
due to World War I
Istanbul is the place
'cause of my birthday.
I am barmy
Bleedin' barmy
I got everything
I got everything I want
except for hungry
I got everything I want
except for money.
I've got the best round
set aside for parties
They'll have one when I've gone
In fact, they said so, good one.
I am barmy
Bleedin' barmy
Friends disintegrate
within circles of cash
Residue after years of fab genius
Is a pension for the jews
and a medal from the company
which I wiped my butt on
and hung on a laburnum tree.
I am barmy
Bleedin' barmy
I am barmy
Bleedin' barmy
Just call me the first
Just call me the first
Just call me the first
Just call me the first
Just call me the first
Just call me the first
Just call me the first
Just call me the first
Just call me the first
I lay waiting hopefully
on sloped grass green
I am barmy, bleedin' barmy
A dramatic verse
A dramatic verse
A dramatic verse
The programs lot
We break into tune
Take and bring a word
Ring a buzzer
Take and bring a word
A dramatic verse
A dramatic verse