You said you use chocolate

When you and him take off all your clothes

Why the fuck you tell me that?

Can't drink that image out of my head

Like a fish

That's how I drink these days

It numbs the envy I have

Against your tall kind man

He's so much taller than I ever will be

You write me in a stranger's tone

And bring him along to my shows

Well, you need etiquette lessons

And I need something in my drink

Like a fish

That's how I drink these days

It numbs the envy I have

Against your tall kind man

He's so much taller than I ever will be

I dream about you four nights a week

Call me romantic

I wish that I could fill his shoes

But I'm only a 7

Like a fish

Pour me a Guinness™ man

She's probably screwing him now

Can make all the wisecracks in the world

But I will never be what she wants