My formal education Never bothered With my ABC's
Teacher student relation Taught me all about The birds and bees
School boy fantasy Lose control Of all my faculties
You know that one thing That got through to me Was her body chemistry
Subject to body language Ain't so bad to read
Between the lines I scored above average
Oral examination Is where I shine
School boy fantasy Lose control Of all my faculties
Student body graduated At the highest degree
You know that one thing That got through to me
Was her body chemistry Purely scientifically Studied her anatomy
Teacher's pet, Teacher's pet God only knows what you Do to me