Honey whatcha cryin at?
You're not losing him to that
Both her hair and shoes are flat
Why is she so rude?
Wipe your tears, it's no big thing
You were meant to wear his ring
Cheer-up, chin-up
its time to bring a happy aditude
Keep it positive
And slap her to the floor
Keep ot positive
You can pull her hair and call her whore
You can take her in a fight
You and he will reunite!
You know we're right
We're positive
KILL HER!
ELLE,
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win that guy
Anyway she's twice my size
who's gotta plan B?
GIRL,
Uh, me.
Look at her, she's like a nun
Showin you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance
and you won
You off the hizzle, gee!
ELLE,
what?
GIRLS,
Kepp it positive
Let out your inner freak
Keep it positive
Mrs. Prissy Pants won't last a week
You will wear his appitite
You and he will reunite
You know we're right
We're positive
We're positive
We're positive
We're posi...
ELLE,
(Spoken)
Omigod... You're making me sick.
GIRL,
(Spoken)
Are we?
VIVIAN,
(Spoken)
Warner, let's take this back to my place.
GIRLS,
AAAAHHHH!!!!
Hey, hey, hey!
Keep it positive
That he loves you and not her
The hot tub
And the betchyas'
She don't know the real him
You feel him
So don't her her steal him
wakin' up like sleepin beauty
Turn his head with your red hot butty
You bring the noise and you bring th funk
Others would be hot to shake your junk
shake, shake, shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake,
Whoo
(DANCE BREAK)
ELLE,
(Spoken)
Girls, how is this helping? He's not even here!
He left while we were shaking "junk"! Wait!
(Sung)
Girls I'm positive
That we've taken this to far
No I'm positive
This is Harverd not a stripper bar
All this trashy carrin on
Thats the reason that he's gone
I need a salon
Girls I'm
ALL,
Positive
ELLE,
Try not to get upset
That I'm
ALL,
Positive
ELLE,
It's time for me to go brunette
GIRLS,
what!?
ELLE,
Being blonde
and being hot
has gottin me exactly squat!
gotta to show him I've got more to give
No im positive
GIRLS,
Positive
ELLE,
I'm positive
GIRLS,
Positive
ELLE,
I'm positive
GIRLS,
Positive
Positive
ALL,
Positive!