Before She Does

I believe that gas is too damn high
An there aint nothin more American
Than Mamas apple pie
I believe in love I believe in peace
But I dont believe well ever see it
In that Middle East
I believe the Bible is cold, hard fact
An I believe that Jesus is comin back
Before she does
I believe the Sabbath is a day of rest
The taxman an the Devil share the same address
I believe dont start if youre gonna quit
I believe in keep your mouth shut
An carry a big stick
I believe that dogs are better than cats
An I believe that Jesus is comin back
Before she does
Theres absolutely, positively
No doubt in my mind
That OJ did it Lee Harvey didnt
An shes really gone this time
I believe that cold, cold beer
Tastes better on a bar stool
Than it does anywhere
I believe hard work really makes the man
But everyone should wet a line every now an then
I believe its best to pay in cash
An I believe that Jesus is comin back
Before she does
Theres absolutely, positively
No doubt in my mind
That OJ did it Lee Harvey didnt
An shes really gone this time
I believe she was a real good thing
Can you believe I let a girl like her get away?
I believe she meant it the night she packed
An said Jesus is comin back before she does
Before she does
Before she does