Happy with no teeth, happy here in hibernation
Slurpin'' on a peach, starin'' at the situation
Kitty at my foot, meowin'' out a conversation
Rockin'' back ''n forth, that''s my only destination
Old man on the back porch (x3)
And that old man is me
Old man on the back porch (x3)
And that...
Meeeeeee-ow, wow, wow, wow
Got a two string on my lap, total subsonic vacation
Got chicken on the drums, poundin'' out a perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms, all plug into amplification
Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin'' bug-eyed monkeys
All arriving at the station
Old man on the back porch (x3)
And that old man is me
Old man on the back porch (x3)
And that...
Me me meeee-ow, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chris:
I''m sittin'' on the back, porch, kickin'' my legs back, rockin'' in my rockin'' chair, just sittin'' there, on the little back porch, it''s about to fall apart, so I think I might repair it, just as I''m thinkin'' about repairin'' it some little friends come along with some two-string,one-string no string guitars and they plug them all into the back porch, and they sit around playing all their favorite songs and kickin'' back, feelin'' real good, real fine, real full of wine, and everything''s fine, everything''s beautiful everything''s great and I just feel so good, you know I''m seventy years old and I''m slurpin'' everything through a straw
Dave:
I''m sittin'' here on the back porch just eatin'' chocolate pudding through a straw and I heated it up on a little sterno stove, tastes just like a warm body fluid goin'' down, little players comin'' ''round, pluggin'' in their instruments, feelin'' good about themselves, singin'' original songs, by the original masters ans I''m sittin'' there on the porch, rockin'' back ''n forth in original masters and I''m sittin'' there on the porch, rockin'' back ''n forth in my little old chair
But I''m an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch (x3)
And that...
Happy with no teeth, happy here in hibernation
Slurpin'' on a peach, starin'' at the situation
Kitty at my foot, meowin'' out a conversation
Rockin'' back ''n forth, that''s my only destination
Old man on the back porch (x3)
And that old man is me
Old man on the back porch (x3)
And that...
Meeeeeee-ow, wow, wow, wow
Got a two string on my lap, total subsonic vacation
Got chicken on the drums, poundin'' out a perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms, all plug into amplification
Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin'' bug-eyed monkeys
All arriving at the station
Old man on the back porch (x3)
And that old man is me
Old man on the back porch (x3)
And that...
Me me meeee-ow, whoa, whoa, whoa
Chris:
I''m sittin'' on the back, porch, kickin'' my legs back, rockin'' in my rockin'' chair, just sittin'' there, on the little back porch, it''s about to fall apart, so I think I might repair it, just as I''m thinkin'' about repairin'' it some little friends come along with some two-string,one-string no string guitars and they plug them all into the back porch, and they sit around playing all their favorite songs and kickin'' back, feelin'' real good, real fine, real full of wine, and everything''s fine, everything''s beautiful everything''s great and I just feel so good, you know I''m seventy years old and I''m slurpin'' everything through a straw
Dave:
I''m sittin'' here on the back porch just eatin'' chocolate pudding through a straw and I heated it up on a little sterno stove, tastes just like a warm body fluid goin'' down, little players comin'' ''round, pluggin'' in their instruments, feelin'' good about themselves, singin'' original songs, by the original masters ans I''m sittin'' there on the porch, rockin'' back ''n forth in original masters and I''m sittin'' there on the porch, rockin'' back ''n forth in my little old chair
But I''m an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch (x3)
And that...