I took her out

It was a friday night

I wore cologne to get the feeling right

We started making out

And she took off my pants

But then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And I'm still more amused by TV shows

What the hell is A.D.D?

My friends say I should act my age

Whats my age again? whats my age again?

But later on

On the drive home

I called her mom from a pay phone

I said I was the cops

And your husbands in jail

The state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that b*tch hung up on me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And I'm still more amused by prank phone calls

What the hell is call I.D.?

My friends say I should act my age

Whats my age again? whats my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And you still act like you're in freshman year

What the hell is wrong with me?

My friends say I should act my age

Whats my age again? (whats my age again?)

That's about the time that she broke up with me

No one should take themselves so seriously

With many years ahead to fall in love

Why would you wish down on me

I never want to act my age

Whats my age again? whats my age again?

Whats my age again?