Cleveland you should hear
What they've been saying 'bout you
You should really hear
What they've been saying 'bout you
Oh when you're not around
Oh man they really put you down
Man you are the talk of this tourist town
They say, "I bet I know
Where ya got them shoes man"
They say, "I bet I know
Where ya got them shoes"
They say, "How much you want to lose?
Come on I'll bet you two or three"
They say "You got them there shoes
Right on your feet"
They say, "I bet I know
How many children your father had"
They say, "I bet I know
How many little brats your daddy had"
They say, "How much you want to bet"
Yeah yeah and then you pay the debt
They say, "Your mama had them babies not your dad"
Oh Cleveland
Oh Cleveland
Oh Cleveland
They ?? you to the bone
Well now you take your plastic beads and you get on home
Get on home man
And all them pretty women
You met down on Bourbon Street
Yeah all them pretty women
You met down on Bourbon Street
All the gals there are so pretty
Make your heart go skip a beat
Man I seen your face when you found out they were packin' meat
Oh Cleveland
Oh Cleveland
Oh Cleveland
They ?? you to the bone
Well now you take your plastic beads and you get on home
Oh Cleveland
Oh Cleveland
Oh Cleveland
They ?? you to the bone
Take your plastic beads and you get on home