Theres a piggy waitin outside my door
Whos a knockin and a yellin that hes gonna use force
Well, I moved to town just a while ago
But I got in a mess, and I cant lay low
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Back home all I had was my guitar
Livin in the backwoods on Daddys farm
Sittin on the front porch til the evenin come
Livin in the backwoods on Daddys farm
Well, my old girl was a Cadillac
She was long and sleek and dressed in black
But I caught her cruisin with another dude
So I shot em down with my blue .22
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But now they got me runnin and they got me to my home
But I wont go, I wont go!
Chitty-chitty bang-bang, and I hit the floor
Two little piggies bust down my door
The first little piggy went down
The second little piggy started poppin off rounds
I make a break for the parking lot
I heard some people talkin how somebody got shot
Theyre never gonna see it my way
So I break for the truck and headed out on the highway
I must have got it up to 108
Before three little piggies headed me off the interstate
Its gettin hot, Im gettin hot
I dont know where to go, I dont know what I got
But...
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