Come on babe
why don t we paint the town
and all that jazz,
I m gonna rouge my knees
and roll my stockings down
and all that jazz.
Start the car
I know a whoppee spot
where the gin is cold
and the piano s hot,
it s just a noisy hall
where there s a nightly brawl
and all that jazz.
Slick your hair
and wear your buckle shoes
and all that jazz.
I hear that Father Dip
is gonna blow the blues
and all that jazz.
Hold on hon
we re going bunny hug
I bought some aspirin down
at United Drug,
unless you shake a part
and want a brand new part
to do that jazz
Oh, you re gonna see
your sheeba shimmy shake
and all that jazz.
Oh, she s gonna shimmy
til your garter s break
and all that jazz.
Show her where to park her girdle,
oh her mother s blood ll curdle,
if she hears her baby s queer for
all that jazz.
Find a flask we re playing fast
and loose and all that jazz.
Right up here is where
I store the juice
and all that jazz.
Come on babe
we re gonna brush the sky I betcha
Lucky Lindy never flew so high
but in the stratosphere
how could he lend an ear
to all that jazz
No, I m no one s wife but Oh,
I love my life and all that jazz.