You say potato and I say potahto
You say potato and I say potahto
Potato
You say either and I say eyether
You say neither and I say nyther
Either, eyether, neither, nyther
Let's call the whole thing off
You like potato and I like potato
You like tomato and I like tomato
Potato, potato, tomato, tomato
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh, If we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, If we ever part
Then that might break my heart
So, if you like pajamas and I like pyjahmas
I'll wear pajamas and give up pyjahmas
For we know we need each other
So we better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off
Things have come to a pretty pass
Our romance is growing flat
For you like this and the other
While I go for this and that
Goodness knows what the end will be
Oh, I don't know where I'm at
It looks as if we two will never be one
Something must be done
You like potato and I like potato
You like tomato and I like tomato
Potato, potato, tomato, tomato
What we call the whole thing off
You like bananas and I like bananos
You like pajamas and I like pyjahmas
Bananas, bananos, pajamas, pyjahmas
What we call the whole thing off
If you go for oysters and I go for ersters
I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters
For we know we need each other
So we better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off