It never really mattered
too much to me
That I was just too damn
old to emcee
All that really matters is
if your rhymes was ill
Girl, that's all that really
mattered to me, oh baby
Looks like it's gonna be
a great day today
To get some fresh air
like a stray on a straightaway
Hey you, got a light?
Nah, a Bud Light
Early in the morning,
face crud from like a mud fight
Looky here, it's just the way
the cookie tear
Prepare to get hurt and mangled
like Kurt Angle rookie year
The rocket scientist,
with the pocket wine list
Some even say he might
need some pus-sychiatrist
DOOM, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
Yes, but why would
the darn thing be wandering?
She's like a foundling,
barely worth fondling
My posse's on Broadway like Mama,
I Want to Sing!
Mad plays the bass like the race card
Villain on the case to break
shards and leave her face scarred
Groovy, dude!
Not to prove to be rude
But this stuff is like what you might
put on movie food
Uh, what is jalapenos?
Get it like a whoopin' when you
holla at your seniors
Dolla he can overhear
the hashish fienda
He just came from over there,
the grass is greener
Last wish: I wish
I had two more wishes
And I wish they fixed the door
to the matrix, there's mad glitches
Spit so many verses sometimes
my jaw twitches
One thing this party could use
is more... ahem
Booze, put yourself
in your own shoes
And stay away from all those pairs
of busted Timbs you don't use
He only keep 'em to decorate
If you wanna peep 'em,
select a date
And bring a deep check,
like checkmate
I kid you not,
on the dotted line signed
Ever since a minor,
kids considered him some
kind of Einstein
On a diamond mine grind,
she was dumb fine
But not quite the type that you might
want to wine and dine
Couldn't find a pen,
had to think of a new trick
This one he wrote in cold blood
with a toothpick
On second thought it's too thick
His assistant said:
"DOOM, you sick,"
he said "True" through acoustics
Psycho, his flow is drowned
in Lawry's seasoning
With micro power
he's sound and right reasoning
It's easy as pi, three-point-one-four
One more one false move
and they're done for-