Yes I'm back, da name is Prozach - And if you mess with me, I'll fuck you up with a Mac10 - If it can be bought, yo, I'm a sell it - I'm bustin' shit so fly that you need insect repellant - I'm a spell it for all you hooked on phonics suckas - I'm spreadin' the jam around like as if my name was Smucker - I'm the P-R-O-Z-A-C-H - I don't eat onions 'cuz I hate the taste - I got the girlies in the back of my Toyota - I'm drinkin' Grovestand 'cuz I ran out of grape soda - Got the bass drum kickin, you know that I'm down with it - Fair-O grab the mic and bust the funky Egyptian shit
Yo, I'm the Fair-O, and I'm from Wisconsin - I carry my glock like Charlie Bronson - Prozach and Co-Z are kickin' the bass - And I'm the Irish pharaoh with hair on my face - So don't you know, when I go down low - My face sticks there just like Velcro (doh!) - Hum-diddle diddle diddle, hum-diddle lie - I'll take your bitch and then I'll spit in her eye - I wasn't there when the dawg sto' your shef - But I won't be ignored, 'cuz now I'm Board - And I'm a hazard to your health
I'm a rhythmatist like Stewart Copeland - I'm not from Long Beach, Compton or Oakland - But nevertheless, I'm a gangsta, pranksta - Fuckin' with your girlie and not even saying, "thank ya" - Cribbin' on the phat rhymes just like Dr. Suess - Come from a far away place, the one five deuce - Smoking my Swisher Sweets two at a time - I saw your momma on the corner so I gave her a dime - I go to toy stores, I like Star Wars - I tried to sleep with your bitch, but your bitch snores
I'm creepin' the shit, I'm taking all I can take - I'm bustin' rhymes so fresh that there's no expiration date - I've got my chrome like a terrorist contra - I did it my way like Frank Sinatra - When the clock strikes four I watch the Animaniacs - I bust the funky rhymes with my nigga Prozach - I got's my breath correct, I'm chewing Doublemint gum - I like the girlies from C.R., 'cuz that's where I come from - I got more balls than a funky pool table - I'm bustin' rhymes so stupid they're learning disabled - I'm rhyming my rhymes just like an ancient mariner - Never get tired 'cuz I'm the man with the stamina - I got's my twelve guage cocked, I got's all the riches - Got's underarm hair like the European bitches - I'm giving to the poor what I stole from the rich - I'll put a cap in your ass and then I'll do your bitch - When I bust my rhymes I don't use a thesaurus - I like a woman with a big ass like a brontasaurus - I don't wear briefs, I wear boxers - I teach your girl a lesson like my name was Oxar - I'm sitting in the chizair, my hands are in the izair - We's got's all the girlies 'cuz we's got the long hizair