I once had a girl,
or should I say, she once had me.
She showed me her room,
isn't it good?
Norwegian wood
She asked me to stay
and she told me to sit anywhere,
so I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair.
I sat on a rug, biding my time,
drinking her wine.
We talked until two
and then she said,
'It's time for bed'.
She told me she worked in the morning
and started to laugh.
I told her I didn't
and crawled off to sleep in the bath.
And when I awoke I was alone,
this bird had flown.
So I lit a fire,
isn't it good?
Norwegian wood.