The car won't start -- it's falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows -- got a run in my hose
My hair went flat -- man I hate that (hate that)
Just when I thought things couldn't get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress -- I must confess
This could be worse than PMS
Bridge:
This job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait until the end of the day
Honey, I'm on my way
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Chorus:
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone -- give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!
I broke a nail opening the mail
I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell
The job's a pain -- it's so mundane
It sure don't stimulate my brain
(Bridge)
(Chorus)
Oh, rub my neck will you
(Chorus)
I'm home, that feels much better