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EV'RYTHING IS DINKY DOO,
EV'RYTHING THAT YOU DO.
YOU WERE THE KING OF LA DI DA,
PRETTY WAY OUT FAR.
NEVER OVER SITS, HE UNDERSTANDS,
LIKE THE BACK OF THE HAND,
HE SHOULD SING IN A BAND, OH YEAH.
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PEOPLE THINK HE'S LOOPEY LOO,
AND WHEN THEY LOOK AT HIS SHOES,
HE'S A ROCKIN' SAUSAGE ROLL.
HE GETS IN THE GOAL,
HEALTHY LITTLE "BROWN AFFAIR".
AND WHEN HE WASHES HIS HAIR,
HE'LL GET A ROUND OR A SQUARE,
GET THEM SINGING.
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EV'RYONE FROM OXFORD TOWN,
WAY DOWN TO THE RIO GRANDE
KNOWS HIS HARBOUR QUAYS,
HIS SKIN-TIGHT HANDS WITHOUT SEGGS,
HIS NAME IS LEGS.
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COOLIES SWEATING IN HONG KONG,
RUN ALONG THE MARDI GRASS.
RISKING ASIAN FLU TO MEET THE MAN
WHO LAYS THE EGGS,
HIS NAME IS LEGS.
HE'S A CURE FOR WHOOPING COUGH,
AND IF THE GOING GETS ROUGH,
GET LINED UP COME SIKH, COME CZAR,
NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE.
WE COULD GET ALONG AND SLIDE A RULE,
AND IF YOU DON'T PLAY FOOLS
WHILE LARRY PLAYS POOL,
YOU'LL HEAR HIM SINGING:
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