I betcha Billy got there a little early
cuz you can’t pour ‘crete when it’s rainy
I clocked out at 4:30
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t thirsty
Betcha they’re sitting on ice
Waitin’ on some blue collar guys
Who don’t know nothing but work
Been sweatin’ straight through their Carhartt shirt
Give me a barstool, boys
And a bottle of something
If I’m gonna get drunk tonight
It oughta be a bar I get drunk in
With a neon on the wall
And a pretty flexible last call
Some honky tonk jukebox noise
For me and my barstool, barstool boys
Bet they got a good game on the TX
Got country spinnin’ on CD’s
When I get a lot less sober
Bet your ass I’m gonna bet the over, and over
Give me a barstool, boys
And a bottle of something
If I’m gonna get drunk tonight
It oughta be a bar I get drunk in
With a neon on the wall
And a pretty flexible last call
Some honky tonk jukebox noise
For me and my barstool, barstool boys. Oh, barstool boys
Give me a barstool, boys
And a bottle of something
If I’m gonna get drunk tonight
It oughta be a bar I get drunk in
With a neon on the wall
And a pretty flexible last call
Some honky tonk jukebox noise
For me and my barstool, barstool boys
Yeah, barstool boys