Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazade had a thousand tales
But master you're in luck
'cause up your sleeves
You've got a brand of magic never fails
You've got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch pizzaz yahoo and how
See all you gotta do
is rub that lamp and I'll say
Mr Aladdin sir
what will your pleasure be
Let me take your order
jot it down
You ain't never had friend like me
Life is your restaurant
and I'm your maitre'd
Come on whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had friend like me
Yes sir we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss the king the shah
Say what you wish
it's yours true dish
How 'bout a little more baklava
Have some of column
A try All of column B
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had friend like me
Oh my No no My my my
Can your friends do this
Can your friends do that
Can your friends pull this
Out their little hat
Can your friends go poof
So don't just sit there slack-jawed
buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer
all your mid-day prayers
You've got me bona fide certified
You've got a genie for charge d'affaires
I've got a powerful urge to help you out
So what you wish I really wanna know
You've got a list
that's three miles long no doubt
Well all you've gotta
do is rub like so and oh
Mr Aladdin sir
have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend
never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend
never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me