Yeah yeah yeah yeah waddup y'all
Snacky Chan in the hit house
Nam saying Yeah I remember y'all
I remember y'all
used to make fun of me right
Used to make fun of my slanted
eyes
my chubby yellow thighs thought
I had a small penis and sh*t right
But I'm about to smack you in
the face
with the wooden log my chaj
mahaj like this
With no participation y'all
ain't part of my nation
put your hands up in the sky if
you love bin asian
I see a vision in the mirror
God's greatest creation
My sister's the target of
caucasian infatuation
I'm a ninja injure ya God body
for the thousandth time
No I don't know Karate
I'm a master emcee tear up
your ceremony
learned to rhyme in B.C. before
shit got corny
I heard jams in the park Wiki
wiki Jam on it
stage dive into the crowd with
my favorite Sony
Rocked shows for G.I. Joes and
Cobra Commander
kicked a rhyme with Optimus
Prime and battled Bruce Banner
Green Lantern was my manager
it's so funny
Wasn't hard for my man to just
show me the money
He man my bodyguard She Ra was
my groupie
I told Dad to chill he tried to
eat my dog Snoopy
보신탕 설렁탕 soup
the kind that white people's
like No thanks dude
Yo I'm nasty raspy opposite of
classy
grimy ass fake ice watch
I'm looking flashy
I'm all over the place random
propaganda
hidden meanings in between the
seams of stanza
A sea of yellow seeds has now
flooded your nation
Put your hands back in the sky
if you love being Asian
They just love my sister hate my
brother despise my father
had the nerve to make fun of my
mother
Racism is a bitch I'ma slap her
silly
All the women sold out to
Bob Mike and Billy
They just love my sister hate
my brother despise my father
had the nerve to make fun of my
mother
Racism is a bitch
I'ma slap her silly
My mom's couldn't speak or read
that well
pledged allegiance to the flag
took ESL
Hyundai Excels no fancy whips
arguments over money during
family trips
Misfits raised in an alley lurking
unofficial orphan parents always
working
Father fart and burp in public
places
illegal aliens smuggled in space
ships
Man I'm fresh off the boat F.O.B.
Granddaddy passed away
I'm a S.O.B.
Son of a bastard and adopted
mother
separated in the war they never
found each other
Yo one older brother like a
booger got picked on
I couldn't pass one Karate class
cuz I kicked wrong
Kick sick flows like lyrics with
6 toes
Man I'll crack you up like
I'm Margaret Cho
They just love my sister hate my
brother despise my father
had the nerve to make fun of my
mother
Racism is a bitch I'ma slap her
silly
All the women sold out to Bob
Mike and Billy
They just love my sister hate my
brother despise my father
had the nerve to make fun
of my mother
Racism is a bitch
I'ma slap her silly
I'm that gray matter between
black and white
I'm the kind you can't define
right
I'm the kid that you don't respect
no brother to chin check
the last chump that said chink
under the breath
I'm the kind that sit alone with
no simile
and I doubt you feelin me until
it's in loving memory
of Roy Kim broken as I write this
priceless piece picture an
identity lifeless
Slice the right wrist I'm still
scarred
from your stereotypical image of
Odd Job
in Goldfinger hey yo the hurt
still linger
like every wave politicians made
displayed a middle finger
Kindle the fire ignite the riot
Yo my people got no power cuz
you too damn quiet
I'm ready to blow spots I'm
ready to blow shots
to the brain of John McCain put
him back in a box
They just love my sister hate my
brother despise my father
had the nerve to make fun of my
mother
Racism is a bitch
I'ma slap her silly
All the women sold out to
Bob Mike and Billy
They just love my sister hate my
brother despise my father
had the nerve to make fun of my
mother
Racism is a bitch
I'ma slap her silly
All the women sold out to Bob
Mike and Billy
They just love my sister hate my
brother despise my father
had the nerve to make fun of my
mother
Racism is a bitch
I'ma slap her silly