The world's wonder, long-dick buck-bender, all-night grinder,
Womb-finder, sheet-shaker, baby-maker, and money taker.
Don't wanna be your teacher
Don't wanna be your preacher
Don't wanna be your keeper
I wanna be your pimp
Don't wanna be your lover
Don't wanna be your brother
Don't wanna be your mother
I met you on the Greyhound bus
In a world of passion and lust
Don't wanna be your pastor
I wanna be your master
I'm just a fucking bastard
I wanna be your pimp