When I stole a twig from our little nest
And gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak
I had my balls and my brains put into a vice
And twisted around for a whole fucking week
Why`d ya do it, she said, why`d you let that trash
Get a hold of your cock, get stoned on my hash
Why`d ya do it she said, why`d you let her suck your cock
Oh, do me a favour, don`t put me in the dock
Why`d ya do it, she said, they`re mine all your tools
You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools
Why`d ya do it, she said, when you know it makes me sore
`Cause she had cobwebs up her fanny and
I believe in giving to the poor
Why`d ya do it, she said, why`d you spit on my snatch
Are we out of love now, is this just a bad patch
Why`d ya do it, she said, why`d you do what you did
You drove my ego to a really bad skid
Why`d you do it, she said, ain`t nothing to laugh
You just tore all our kisses right in half
Why`d ya do it, she said, why`d ya do what you did
Betray my little oyster for such a low bid
Why`d ya do it, she said, why`d you do what you did
You drove my ego to a really bad skid
Why`d ya do it, she screamed, after all we`ve said
Every time I see your dick I see her cunt in my bed
The whole room was swirling
Her lips were still curling
Why`d ya do it, she said, why`d you do what you did
Why`d ya do it, she said, why`d you do what you did
Why`d ya do it, she said, why`d ya do it, she said
Why`d you do what you did
Oh, big grey mother, I love you forever
With your barbed wire pussy and your good and bad weather
Why`d ya do it, she said, why`d you do what you did
Ah, I feel better now