You dont really want to get
involved in my life
Its kinda scary like a slurpee
brain frezze
You dont really want to taste
more than the first kiss
Because if you do
there are some things
You should know about me
I'm a messed up kid
with a messed up head
Driving this wreck of a life
through all the yellows and reds
Cause my messed up parents
messed up and had me
If you want something totaled
Just give me the keys
So you think thats
kind of charming
Everyone you knows
a little confused
But i bet theyre not all
super-jinxed black cloud
bad luck shit magnent
psyco mood swing lunitics
like me
I'm a messed up kid
with a messed up head
Driving this wreck of a life
through all the yellows and reds
Cause my messed up parents
messed up and had me
If you want something totaled
Just give me the keys
and all of my friends
are all a mess
They're all a mess just like me
If you put us all together
It gets really ugly
I'm a mess
I'm a messed up kid
with a mess of a life
I look for boots with my teeth
And my back with a knife
I cant explain all the fuck
Ups and failures
Cant remember any names
Its not something quantifiable
And its not some kind of game
What does it mean when
Everythings fucks up
What does it mean when
Everything sucks
What does it mean when you don't
Want to leave the house
Youd rather stay in bed drunk
I'm a mess
I'm a messed up bit
messed up bit bit ugly mess
cked down
and they put you first in line
And so you finally ask yourself
just how big you are
and take your place in a wiser
world of bigger motor cars
<Intelrude>
So Where the hell was Biggles
when you needed him
last Saturday
And where were all the sportsmen
who always pulled you though
They're all resting down
in Cornwall
writing up their memoirs
for a paper-back edition
of the Boy Scout Manual
See there! A man born