Five little ducks went out one day
Over the hills and far away
Mother duck said "Quack Quack Quack Quack"
But only four little ducks came back
Four...
Three...
Two..
One..
Slow and sad
Poor mother duck went out one day
Over the hills and far away
Mother duck said....
Quack....quack....quack...quack.
And all five cute little ducks came back
(Raucous)
Mother duck said "What did you do?"
We were at (insert your favorite bar) pounding brew
Mother duck said "What did you do?"
We were at .....Pounding Brew!