If you got a Cadillac, boy, and a forty room shack, boy
A bucket full of money and a tree full of honey
But if you're gettin' no huggin', no smoochin' or a muggin'
If you ain't lovin', then you ain't livin'
If you're ridin' on a gravy train instead of walkin down lover's lane
You can't make hay, boy, 'cause you're goin' the wrong way boy
You gotta get a little honey, it's better than money
If you ain't lovin', then you ain't livin'
If they call you a big man 'cause you gotta lotta bottom land
If you're kin to the president and you help run the government
But if you're gettin' no attention, you're better off on a pension
If you ain't lovin', then you ain't livin'
If you got a string of long cars and you're smokin' them four bit cigars
You ain't no well to do unless you get a little koochi koo
It takes a little bit of smackin' all your life's a lackin'
If you ain't lovin', then you ain't livin'