Little Billy drunk on beer
Plops down behind the steering wheel
Prom date pukes on her brand new dress
Wonders who'll clean up the mess
His car skids goes off the road
Hits a tree and then explodes
Death was quick painless they say
Hope when I die I go that way
You may not be so lucky
You may not be so lucky
You may not be so lucky
You may not be so lucky
Little Debbie drunk on wine
Says she's had a very good time
Thinks she's had the time of her life
Prom date sharpens a big butcher knife
Like a cheap horror movie on the silver screen
The night is filled with Debbie's screams
It was one of Bensalem's most famous capers
It even made the big city papers
You may not be so lucky
You may not be so lucky
You may not be so lucky
You may not be so lucky
President laughs shakes his head
Pushes the button and bombs the Reds
Reds hits back for all they've got
Now we're all in the melting pot
Let's have a big cheer for the government
Finally ended all dissent
Vaporized messes in the shopping mall
Never got to see the H bomb fall
Little Billy drunk on beer
Plops down behind the steering wheel
His prom date pukes on her brand new dress
Wonders who'll clean up the mess
His car skids goes off the road
Hits a tree and then explodes
Death was quick painless they say
Hope when I die I go that way
You may not be so lucky
You may not be so lucky
You may not be so lucky
Never gonna be so lucky
Little Debbie drunk on wine
Says she's had a very good time
Thinks she's had the time of her life
Prom date sharpens a big butcher knife
Like a cheap horror movie on the silver screen
The night is filled with Debbie's screams
(???) famous capers
It even made the big city papers