My socks are ridin' down my ankles
And my shirt is kinda damp
My purse fell off the handles
Now I'm usin' rubber bands
My only friends are smoking menthols
And it's feelin' kinda cramped
'Cause I gave up all my shortfalls
Just to get 'em secondhand, ohh
I'm making conversation
That I'd give a seven out of ten
Minimal hesitation
This one might be the best one yet
My wheels are turning
But I'm burning through the archives in my head
Nothing is too discerning
Give 'em what they already expect, ohh
And you can say we're all the same
But I know there's class to break
And I must be on the other side
I'm calling out to passers-by
Teach me how to be someone
The invitee, not the plus-one
Don't leave me on the other side
I'm wasting TV shows
'Cause lately I can't seem to stay awake
Keep on givin' me free throws
I'll keep giving them away
My entertainment comes from
Playin' the same three songs on repeat
Can't seem to get away
From everything I said I wouldn't be, ohh
And you can say it's just a phase
But I've always been this way
I must be on the other side
I'm calling out to passers-by
Teach me how to be someone
The invitee, not the plus-one
Don't leave me on the other side
Ohh
Teach me how to be someone
The invitee, not the plus-one
Don't leave me on the other side
My socks are ridin' down my ankles
And my laces are untied
My purse fell off the handles
Now I feel undignified
My only friends are smokin' menthols
But I hardly even mind
'Cause I gave up all my shortfalls