As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was
Todd Browning's freak you was
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee
I'm sure you're not protected, for it's plain to see
The Diamond Dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees
Hunt you to the ground they will
mannequins with kill appeal
Will they come I'll keep a friend serene
Will they come Oh baby, come unto me
Will they come
Well, she's come, been and gone
Come out of the garden, baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
The Halloween Jack is a real cool cat
And he lives on top of Manhattan Chase
The elevator's broke, so he slides down a rope
Onto the street below, oh Tarzie, go man go
Meet his little hussy with his ghost town approach
Her face is sans feature, but she wears a Dali brooch
Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to bake
Wrecked up and paralyzed, Diamond Dogs are sableized
Will they come I'll keep a friend serene
Will they come Oh baby, come unto me
Will they come
Well, she's come, been and gone
In the year of the scavenger, the season of the bitch
Sashay on the boardwalk, scurry to the Ditch
Just another future song, lonely little kitsch
There's gonna be sorrow try and wake up tomorrow
Will they come I'll keep a friend serene
Will they come Oh baby, come unto me
Will they come
Well, she's come, been and gone
Ooh, call them the Diamond Dogs
Bow wow, woof woof, bow wow, wow
Call them the Diamond Dogs
Keep cool Diamond Dogs rule, OK
Beware of the Diamond Dogs