He was a fool unto himself
Rocky Raccoon
Rocky Raccoon
he was a fool unto himself
And he would not swallow
his foolish pride
Mind you
coming from a little town
in Minnesota
It was not the kind of thing
that a young guy did
When a fella went and stole
his chick away from him
Now Rocky Raccoon
checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Rocky had come
equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems had
broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magill
and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy
Now she and her man
who called himself Dan
Were in the next room
at the hoedown
And Rocky burst in and
grinning a grin
Said Danny boy
this is a showdown
But Daniel was hot
he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed
in the corner
The doctor walked in
sminking of gin
sminking
Proceeded to lie on the table
he was really sminking that gin
And it did him in
in the end poor doc
Meantime back on the table
yeah
Doctor said Rocky
you met your match son
Rocky said
it's only a scratch so
I'll be better soon
he better be
better soon said the doc
Come on son
Gotta get hip gotta get up
gotta get back till you're good
Gotta go show that Danny boy
However Rocky Raccoon
fell back in his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Gideon checked out
and left it no doubt
To help with good Rocky's revival
That's the story of Rocky Raccoon
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