I’ve got an empty bottle
But a mouth full of beer
Some drunken roadies
Who’s fucked up, cheers
They said it was from the wishing well
And I know you wankers go down to hell
I need a bastard full of beer
I am a bastard full of beer
I need a tray full of beer
Cheers cheers
I’m in an empty backstage
We’re supporting a band
I deserve some drinks
Not even one in my hand
We’ve got no money now we get no beer
That is something that gets me into tears
I need a bastard full of beer
I am a bastard full of beer
I need a tray full of beer
Cheers cheers
I need a beer now now
No fucking milk cow cow
I need food eat eat
No fuckin green meat meat