Jan Egeland

Ylvis
앨범 : Jan Egeland

Gray hair Glasses
Suitcase Humble Clever
And constantly working for peace
Uganda Congo
And the Oslo treaty plan
Oh my God what a plan
Not as famous as Gahr Stare
Not a daddy's boy like Jens
But when handgrenades are flying
There's just one man
you can trust
When there's war and
all is hell
Send in Jan Egeland
The United Nations
superhero man
Mad dictator with a gun
Send in Jan Egeland
Oh how I wish
I was Jan Egeland
Blue eyes Firm hands
Nice legs Clean shaved Body
Drinking his protein shakes
Spray tan Skin cream
And buttocks like
he was eighteen
He's a peacekeeping machine
And he stares into the mirror
Flexing muscles in the night
And he says Boy
I think you're ready
to protect some human rights
When there's war and
all is hell
Bring in Jan Egeland
The United Nations
superhero man
He plays golf with Kofi Annan
And looks at maps
with George Cloon
Oh how I wish
That I was Jan Egeland
Egeland Egeland
Egeland Egeland
When he's sad
he goes to funerals
In unusually heavy rain
Large amounts of
water in his face
But that doesn't hide his pain
He breaks down just
like ha homo
And starts crying just like a girl
But I guess you can
cry and still be a man
If your day job is
saving the world
When there's war and
all is hell
Send in Jan Egeland
He's a macho musclepumping
Crying god
If there's one man
you should trust
It is the Janny boy
Oh how I wish
That I was Jan Egeland

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