He boy I've seen ya
Think ya rockin' it on the floor
You look like a moron
Who let you in the door
To put the question bluntly
Maybe your feet's deformed
They should slap you in the teeth
When you put
your dancing shoes on
You can't dance
Why don't you just nail
your feet to the floor
Homeboy what's the use
Anytime you wanna
step inside a party
First think of an excuse
You dance like a fat old lady
Not sayin' that
fat old ladies ain't nice
But every time you try to get one
move right
The old lady done did it twice
You can't dance
You big no dancin' disco disaster
The worst I ever saw
They should drop kick
you in the neck
And drag you off the floor
In every discotheque
I see you there
In the middle of the crowd
Looking like you got
eight or nine left feet
dragging all around
You can't dance
Take my advice don't move
You'll never get the knack
If I danced like you
I'd sneak out the party and
wouldn't be coming back
On the floor you're a dinosaur
Yeah boy that's how you move
You look like Ralph Kramden
or a Donald Duck cartoon
You can't dance
You wanna come to my party
I wouldn't give you a chance
You tried to take
breakdance lessons
Ended up in an ambulance
Wouldn't it be funny
if they put you on solid gold
You dance like you got
arthritis already
What'll happen when you get old
You can't dance
Yeah Why are you so stiff
Is it something
that your mother did
Maybe you grew up around
can't dance people
When you were a can't dance kid
You live in a can't dance house
Went out in a can't dance car
Your doofy can't dance father
Got drunk in a can't dance bar
You take a can't dance bath
Put on your can't dance cologne
Go out to a can't dance party
So you wouldn't have to
can't dance all alone
You can't dance
You can't dance
You can't dance
You can't dance
You can't dance
Homeboy will you please
get off the floor you moron
You can't dance
I'm tellin you nah I'm just playin'
You can't dance
You can't dance
You can't dance