3. Louise
(Words & Music By Michael Wendroff)
She was a keno-girl in 'Vegas
Lived illegally in Spain
Had to lay low down in Mexico
She's been known to change her name
She go-go danced in Denver
Did some smuggling through New York
Hitch-hiked her way up to Hudsons Bay
Watch out for her pet hawk.
She can play guitar like Clapton
Riders a horse like Sitting Bull
If you want to keep your money
Then don't play against her in pool
Oh Louise, you're just a woman
And I am just a man
Oh Louise what are you doin'
I'm doin' the best I can.
She was a like-guard down in Florida
Where she never missed a stroke
She can smoke you down into the ground
And be ready for another toke.
When she talks you better listen
'Cause you won't believe her head
And you better take plenty of Vitamin E
Or she'll wear you down in bed.
Oh she flew airplanes at fifteen
Drives a shocking pink Corvette
Laughs up at the stars and prison bars
But she ain't been busted yet.
Oh Louise, you're just a woman
And I am just a man
Oh Louise what are you doin'
I'm doin' the best I can.