SITTING IN THE STAND OF THE SPORTS ARENA,
WAITING FOR THE SHOW TO BEGIN.
RED LIGHTS, GREEN LIGHTS, STRAWBERRY WINE,
A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, FOLLOWS THE STARS,
VENUS AND MARS ARE ALRIGHT TONIGHT.
WELL, TELL ME, WHAT'S THAT MAN HOLDIN' IN HIS HAND?
HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE A GUY I KNEW WAY BACK WHEN.
IT'S SILLY WILLIE WITH THE PHILLY BAND, COULD BE, OO-WEE.
YEAH, WHAT'S THAT MAN MOVIN' CROSS THE STAGE?
IT LOOKS A LOT LIKE THE ONE USED BY JIMMY PAGE.
LIKE A RELIC FROM A DIFF'RENT AGE, COULD BE, AH, OO-WEE.
THERE'S A ROCK SHOW AT THE CONCERTGEBOW,
THEY'VE GOT LONG HAIR AT THE MADISON SQUARE,
YOU'VE GOT ROCK AND ROLL AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL.
WE'LL BE THERE, (ooh, ooh, ooh) OH YEAH!
COME ON, YEAH!
THE LIGHTS GO DOWN, THEY'RE BACK IN TOWN, OKAY.
BEHIND THE STACKS YOU GLIMPSE AN AXE.
THE TENSION MOUNTS, YOU SCORE AN OUNCE OLE,
TEM'RATURE'S RISE AS YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR EYES.
YEAH, THERE'S A ROCK SHOW AT THE CONCERTGEBOW,
THEY'VE GOT LONG HAIR AT THE MADISON SQUARE,
YOU'VE GOT ROCK AND ROLL AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL.
WE'LL BE THERE, (ooh, ooh, ooh) OH YEAH!
OH, TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT, BABY!
IN MY GREEN METAL SUIT I'M PREPARING TO SHOOT UP THE CITY,
AND THE RING AT THE END OF MY NOSE MAKES ME LOOK RATHER PRETTY.
IT'S A PITY THERE'S NOBODY HERE TO WITNESS THE END,
SAVE FOR MY DEAR, OLD FRIEND AND CONFIDANTE, MADEMOISELLE KITTY,
(Kitty) OH, KITTY, KITTY!
YEAH, TELL ME, WHAT'S THAT MAN MOVIN' TO AND FRO'?
THAT DECIBEL METER DOESN'T SEEM TO BE READING LOW.
THEY WAS LOUDER AT THE RAINBOW, COULD BE, AH, OO-WEE.
WELL, IF THERE'S A ROCK SHOW
OF COURSE I'M GONNA BE THERE.
(Long hair) AT THE MADISON SQUARE,
ROCK AND ROLL AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL.
WE'LL BE THERE, (ooh, ooh, ooh) OH YEAH!
WELL, IF THERE'S A ROCK SHOW
OF COURSE I'M GONNA BE THERE.
(Long hair) AT THE MADISON SQUARE, YEAH, YEAH.
ROCK AND ROLL AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL, YEAH, YEAH.
WE'LL BE THERE, (ooh, ooh, ooh) OH YEAH!
(Rock show) OH, I'M TAKING YOU THERE!
(Long hair) WAVE YOUR LONG BLONDE HAIR!
(Rock and roll) AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL.
(Rock and roll) OH, COME ON, BABE, I'VE GOTTA TAKE YOU!
(Rock show) OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
(Long hair) AH, COME ON, BABE, GET YOUR WIG HAT ON!
(Rock and roll) WAVE YOUR LONG BLONDE HAIR!
(Rock show) YEAH, PROFESSOR!
(Long hair)