Yeah!
And if your heart stops beating
I`ll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I`ll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won`t wait
Then your heart can`t take this
Have you heard the news that you`re dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn`t it be grand it ain`t exactly what you planned
And wouldn`t it be great if we weren`t dead?
Oh, Dead.
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I`ll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won`t wait
Then your heart can`t take this
Have you heard the news that you`re dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn`t it be grand to take a pistol by the hand
And wouldn`t it be great if we were
Dead
And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication
In your heart
So long
`Cause now you`ve got
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?
1, 2
1, 2, 3, 4
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Well come on
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Oh muthafucker
If life ain`t just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain`t just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain`t just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain`t just a joke
Then why am I dead?
Dead!