Woman In Uniform
(Skyhooks - Macainsh - Iron Maiden Cover Version)
Beehive hairdo, 45 on the hip Patrolwoman Saunders,
don't you give her no whip
Took me to the station for a breath test
then back to the bedroom for some house-arrest
Women in uniform,
sometimes they look so cold
Women in uniform,
but, oh! They feel so warm
Coming back to London on a 747
Stewardess made me feel like I'm in heaven
Looking up the aisle to see what I could see
She leaned over said;
Give it to me
White apron, brown leather shoes
The nurse at the clinic left my heart all bruised
Gave me a massage, sprained my right
Now she takes my temperature every night
Commando raid on the Lebanese border
Sergeant Anita, she gives the order
Khaki jacket and a love gun Baby,
I surrender, let's have some fun!