I think I need a drink, It's snowing in the lounge, the fish tank is frozen
Poor sea monkey town
It feels like Christmas eve on May the 17th
She says you don't have to say it
I don't know what she means
I think I figured it out, It's right in front of me
Inflation or something to do with the Tories
She asks what we're building, I said 'What do you think this is
Homes Under The Hammer?”
I'm the perfect man
She's gone cold, and I'm just getting warm
I got a feeling she's about to blow
She's got frostbite in the lost light of the covered moon
And pretty soon she'll be frozen hard
She pours a glass of wine, hands another one to me
She says 'Brian, I'll miss you'
I said 'Now I know what you mean'
And then I see my dog, he's packing up my things
He says 'I'll take it from here, I hope you land on your feet'.
Three billion years of evolution, just to end up here
I wish I was still in the water
(repeat chorus)
Like baltic birds of a feather in an ice-cream truck in December
Driven by a polar bear who never learned or pieced together
That you have to wrap that love in a sweater
Before the pieces freeze forever
They're frozen hard