I Couldn't help myself
I'm falling down again
I'm falling deep deep deep in the mire
Don't put these images
Up on Instagram
I don't want nobody to find out
That i was out drinking
And I took something
Was like a pool cue to the canister
Then Adam Duke says, Lets get our dicks wet
You know he's murder when he gets like this
She said you are such a Scumbag
I'm inclined to think she's on to something
So I better keep right out of sight
There was piss all on the pavement
Piss all on the buttons of the cash machine
And the money wouldn't come
Said 'Insufficient Funds' you know the drill
The bird i was with, whispering sweet nothings
Did a puke all down my trousers
Don't put these images up on Instagram
I don't want the missus to find out
She said, you are just a scumbag
I'm inclined to think she's onto something
So I better keep right out of sight
I can't afford a taxi to get me home
The busses don't run around here no more
So i guess, i guess, i guess i'm a condemned man
The great lump came lumbering
Out of nowhere Out of nowhere
held aloft loose paving slab
Over his head Over his head
He brought that grievous chunk down
Square onto the poor fucker's crown
And howled blue murder as he fled
Back across the wastes to the White Road estate