shakira - dont bother
she's got the kind of look that defies gravity
she's the greatest cook
and she's fat free
she's been to private school
and she speaks perfect french
she's got the perfect friends
oh isn't she cool?
she practices Tai Chi
she'd never lose her nerve
she's more than you deserve
she's just far better than me
hey, hey!
so dont bother
i wont die of deception
i promise you wont ever see me cry
dont feel sorry
and dont bother
i'll be fine
but she's waiting
the ring you gave to her will lose its shine
so dont bother, be unkind
im sure she doesnt know
how to touch you like i would
i beat her at that one good
dont you think so?
she's almost six feet tall
she must think im a flea
im really a cat, you see
and it's not my last life at all
hey, hey!
so dont bother
i wont die of deception
i promise you wont ever see me cry
dont feel sorry
dont bother
i'll be fine
but she's waiting
the ring you gave to her will lose its shine
so dont bother, be unkind
for you, i'd give up all i own
and move to a communist country
if you came with me, of course
and i'd file my nails so they dont hurt you
and lose those pounds, and learn about football
if it made you stay, but you wont, but you wont
so dont bother,
i'll be fine, i'll be fine,
i'll be fine, i'll be fine
i promise you wont ever see me cry
and after all im glad that im not your type
i promise you wont ever see me cry
dont bother
i'll be fine, i'll be fine
i'll be fine, i'll be fine
i promise you wont ever see me cry
dont bother,
i'll be fine, i'll be fine,
i'll be fine, i'll be fine
i promise you wont ever see me cry
and after all im glad that im not your type
not your type, not your type, not your type
i promise you wont ever see me cry