Nowadays everybody's
using curse words
Seems to me like it
ain't necessary
Yeah so when I get steamed
Yo I tell 'em like this
I don't give a honk
I don't give a honk
And if you think I do my friend
Then you're wronk
Your crocodile tears
can go and got gonk
You think I'm a funk
but we don't give a honk
I'm a wild child
and I'm on the loose
Giving less of a honk
than a Muslim goose
Saw a broken car horn
and it's honk was faint
Man if I was Senator
it'd be a honkless state
Yo I drove past
a rally saying
Honk For Peace
So I took out my gun and
shot 'em all in the knees
I don't give a honk
You picked the wrong dude
If a honk was my virginity
consider me prude
I consider it rude to have
honk spectations
Only thing I give a honk
is a long vacation
On a long space station
can't hear you scream
And they sure
can't hear you honk
know what I mean
Yo we told you before
we don't give a honk
And saying that we do
is just simpoly ridonk
You could try to buy us
off with your pesos and francs
But your money means nothing
you could take it to the bonk
Man I'm stingy when it
comes to my honks
me too
I literally stick 'em
to my body with glue
Good thinkin' Abe Lincoln
you're a real smart cookie
Teach a class about
giving a honk
I'm playing hooky
Now what you gonna
do with all your honks
Gonna dive in and swim
like Scrooge McDonk
Cause for a honk I'd bite
a chunk out of
a Buddhist monk
And at his funeral
everyone will sing this sonk
Yo we told you before
we don't give a honk
Got a theory that we do
Well your theory's debunked
Save the drama for your mama
cause your itis is bronch
Our policy is staunch
we don't give a honk
You know a honk in some
countries is considered a food
And if you don't eat it all
it's considered quite rude
We all know we're born
with 100 honks
But people throw 'em away
like they were Donkey Konks
And the honks are the barrels
The kings and the
pharaohs sing about honks
Like they were Christmas carols
I'll punch you in the jeans
But this ain't Lonely Island
And if I catch
you steaming my honks
I'll get violent
Yo we told you before
we don't give a honk
Even if you give us
candy like Willy the Wonk
But don't come for my honks
better know your place
Mother honkers honk
around and get honked in the face
This the not honking around crew
And this not honking around thing
is about to go both ways