Brother to the boogieboogie boys with the illest illest
Cousin of the philly guts littering your plymouth plymouth
Bubble gum and duct tape holding in his innards innards
Outsides parched parched insides pickled pickled
Flowed when he shoulda shoulda ebbed or departed parted
Squarely in the byway of invaders painting targets targets
Black knights errant wading out into the harvest harvest
Copper plated zinc zinc compensated harlots harlots
Jolly roger flags glass in his gill
Mary wants the captain jacked and dragged to the bilge
Tethered to the weather vain and drained of his fill
Poured into cups and drank once its chilled
Crazy fucking loon bugs on his lips
Tugging on his handle bar mustache grips
Steiner full of shells and a belt full of clips
For the first time he’s left off your list
Mailbox Baseball
Least sandbagged bagged most unimpressed pressed
Finger nailed Creedmore walls in the flesh flesh
Feed into the fabric of distraction and death death
Statler alarmed larmed waldorf upset set
Green moss chops chops dummy after dinner dinner
Bottle rockets soaring as little surrogate fingers fingers
Draw claw marks across a permanent winter winter
Age old husk husk immature forever ever
Run from the hounds marking the wall
Mommy tattooed on the arm of the law
Maid milked drilled till the partridge appalled
More game got cartridge installed
What’s on first basses are warm
And all of them are mine and their faces deformed
Chin music played on the razors reward
P isn’t free pay for the porn
Mailbox Baseball
Half great dane dane half great depression pression
Tin can tail finding anarchy impressive pressive
Taught himself to rap and calibrate archaic weapons weapons
Wiz on the techs techs class pay attention tention
Pocket knives theatre theatre mutiny houdini dini
Dissapear before appearing sorcery is easy easy
Might've picked the wrong week for cordially retreating treating
Hang on to your fillings fillings organize your species species
Red alert panic hands on the deck
Motor mouth body shop canceled your check
East bound and up truck sample sex
Mouth full of miller handful of x
Skim from the top undercut the take
Clubber lang the banker butter up the other 8
Wait for the beep leave your number and your name
And why it is you called props or complaints