Hello, I'm Emmett Forrest
Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law
Let's go around and share a bit about yourselves
Aaron Schultz
I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
I write financial software codes
But that's a challenge I've outgrown
How many yachts can one man own
Some say that I'm a pompous creep
Somehow I don't lose that much sleep
Why bother with false modesty
Harvard's the perfect place for me
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard
What's up
Yo
Sundeep Agrawal Padamadan
But you may call me Your Majesty
In my country my word was law but then I flee because of stupid coup d'etat
But here I learn, I make new friends and soon return in bullet proof Mercedes Benz
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harv
Enid Hoopes
I did the Peace Corps overseas
Innoculating refugees in family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees
I fought to clean up their lagoons and save their rare endangered loons
And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons
Pretty impressive, good to
But now I'm on the legal track because this country's out of whack and only women have the guts to go and take it back
We'll make the government come clean and get more people voting Green
And really stick it to the phallocentric war machine
I love your top, it is so fatigue chic
Anyone know where I could find Criminal Law 101 with Professor Callahan and Warner Huntington III
It's in Hauser, over there, second building on the left
Thanks
I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
I write financial software codes
Why bother with false modesty
Harvard's the perfect place for me
In my country my word was law
But then I flee
I did the Peace Corps overseas innoculating refugees
In family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees
Harvard's the perfect place for
Warner
Ahh ah ah ah ahh
'Scuse me
Ahh ah ah ah ahh
Pardon me
Ahh ah ah ah ahh
Comin' through
Harvard's the perfect place for me
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard
Elle
Hm Oh my God, Warner
I totally forgot you go here