"Two fat ladies at my door' Over the hills and far much more Seeking the teats of mother and child Some marked bitter, others mild Two fat ladies click, click, cock I've gone too far and far too quick Yester, yesterday is gone Very nice then but now all worn Dry that, dry that tear away Come back when the world has changed On and on and on we go Courage and brave for all on show On and on, on and on we go Two fat ladies, 88 Chatting and waiting on a garden gate Two young fellows not too late What's the time andWhat's our fate? Sugar, sugar - ain't it sweet Loves your mind but rots your teeth Looking for sugar for my bowl Up the apples And down the road Been all over This town today But can't find my feet Or stand up straight Silver veils that dance and hide Golden tales lay on their side Raise my glass, I'm in the pink I'm sitting here Waitinq for the sun to sink On and on and on we go
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