Well I hit the snooze when the 'larm clock rings
Laying there doing that sleepyhead thing
There's a bird out my window spreadin' his wings
Cheap chirp doing' that signin'
Thing I do when I first get up
Is that coffee thing in my favorite cup
Two gets me goin' got things to do
Let me tell you a thing or two
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Everything's a thing if you know what I mean
You can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing
Some things are big and some things are small
Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all
It's all laid out in a scheme of things
No matter what it is everything's a thing
Off to work in my old Mustang
Doin' that bumper to bumper thing
Up ahead a ring a ling ding ding
Some guy's doin' that cell phone
Thing is the light's turn green
And he ain't doin' that drivin' thing
And the thing is about all this that talkin' thing
And drivin' don't mix
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If you thing this song ain't worth hummin'
You got another thing comin'
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