"There's a threat in the world today.
A threat to our way of living, a threat to our society,
and maybe even a threat to our very exitence.
And what is this threat? The WESTSIDE CONNECTION.
An organization made up of highly motivated,
extremely agressive gangstas turned businessmen with one single objective,
world domination, or in their words ""Creating a world wide Westside"".
Vowing to make every man woman and child bow down
to the ""W"", a hand sign used by their members to show affiliation.
We have confirmed reports that ""W""'s have been appearing on the various
monuments and historical landmarks throughout the world. There are also talks
of Mount Rushmore being renamed Mount Westmore, with America's forefathers
being replaced by the WESTSIDE CONNECTION forefathers, Ice Cube, WC, and Mack 10
a.k.a. The Gangsta, The Killa, and The Dope Dealer.
When confronted with these allegations they released a statement saying...
quote... ""Bitch, you know the side, world motherfucking wide.""....... unquote"