Sit down here with a bucket of beer and listen to what I say
Meek and mild abandoned child stake your claim today
They're hiding out on top of the hill and waiting for your request
Now why don't you got up there with it written across your chest
And if your mother only knew what you were up to
She'd probably call the cops
It'll be about a hundred and fifty years or so
Before the chaos stops
And then you'll be my brother yeah you'll be my brother
So put away the pain and all the anguish you have suffered
Forget about the bastards, bitches, blokes and all the others
Cause one day soon you're going to be my brother
Once again...
The first two steps I ever took I fell into a hole
I broke off all my limbs and had to re-learn how to crawl
Now that I'm erect I'm making sure to watch my step
I'm bound to be an acrobat and perform without a net
It won't take long for us to blossom
But it'll take a while to watch
So close your eyes, empty your belly
And forget about your crotch
And then you'll be my brother yeah you'll be my brother
So put away the pain and all the anguish you have suffered
Forget about the bastards, bitches, blokes and all the others
Cause one day soon you're going to be my brother
Once again
I'm going to take you to the sea my baby yeah
I'm going to let you look in the puddles and underneath the logs
And take a look at the things that have grown there
Underneath the ground yeah, that's where you're going
Underneath the ground yeah, that's where you're going to find
What has already been found