Readin' my paper in Ray's Cafe
The old guy next to me is loud as day
Rambled and rambled while watin' his pie
He dropped his wallet, now its mine uh-huh
Sorry old man but that's just the way that it is
Don't bother none
Won't help at all to worry about it
Picked up the wallet and slipped outside
Walked around and walked around and walked
around town
I found my nerve and a good place to hide
Only to find no cash inside uh-huh
*Oh well I guess that's just the way that it is
Don't bother none
Won't help at all to worry about it*
I got thirsty so I went to a bar
Met a lil darlin' with the face of a star
In the morning woke up to find
She stole my car along with my heart uh-huh
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Wish she'd gimme back my geart uh-huh
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